fucktabulous

when something is so damn exciting you just wanna fuck someone.

Rebecca: VICTORIA'S SECERT SALE!
Jamal: THATS FUCKTABULOUS wanna fuck?

by kelseykrunk December 29, 2008

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fucktard

Absolute idiot - a person that can't is incompetent or coasts thru the workday

That fucktard didn't show up for the meeting !

by urbanasaurus September 6, 2014

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funktacular • funkt • funktabulous • funktified • Funktuation • funktafitis • funktagion • funktagous • Funktapus • Funktard

Cock-Sucking Fucktard

A Hybrid term used to identify a person whos IQ dips below that of all known living creatures and most piles of shit. Commonly used in the IT field when referencing customers.

Caller: I cant find the power button
Tech: Sigh.....{MUTE} What a Cock-Sucking Fucktard!......{UNMUTE} On the front of your pc.

by FDDI6K February 20, 2009

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funktacular is a word used to describe events or material goods which are either retro or good, or perhaps even a little bit of both. Can be used similarly to groovy, and when used with a negative tone can also be used to indicate that something is funky in a negative way.

That jazz club was funktacular, i had a great time.

Good lord man, your shower is funktacular, you should really get a new one.

by MrDanger January 11, 2005

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funktagion

Funktagion can be an illness or disease contracted from dirty hippies. Funktagion can also be the stench coming off of dirty hippies.

Dude, I caught a whiff of some serious dirty hippie funktagion while in the parking lot at the Phish concert last night.

A contagious funktagion was going around when we were camping at the Rainbow Gathering and I caught it! Ughhhh!!

Patchouli oil is strong, unstoppable funktagion that does NOT cover up BO and makes it worse.

by MellyInMay September 14, 2011

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