fuckomplis

A bro that helps out another bro by driving him to buy condoms or to his girlfriend because he can't drive. (For any kind of reason)

bro1: Dude, thank you so much for driving me. She finally wants to have sex!
bro2: Whatever man. Just forget about it. But this is the LAST time I will be your fuckomplis alright?

by LieutenantDavid September 28, 2014

fuckopenia

Failure to give a fuck.

From fuck en and -penia gr deficiency.

Last lecture gave me severe fuckopenia.

Fuckopenia is strong with this one.

by chinsky November 24, 2015

fuckonade

Something you drink while your having sex

Bob: come on baby let's have some fuckonade

by Jtrapper November 14, 2016

fuckoffneyland

The land in which one sent to enjoy the pleasure of being fucked off

A destination of which whom sent to upon being told properly to fucked right off

State in which Illicit substance take over a persons mind and take you to a different level and or states of enlightenment I wanna become straight fucked off.

Destination fucked!

Would be great if you could do us a favor and go Fuck off straight to fuckoffneyland thanks

by El Cadro Sancho Jefe Bex May 16, 2020

Fuckover

The feeling of not being able to walk and/or pain the day after rough sex. The equivalent to a hangover but for sex.

"Damn babe I have a fuckover for last night!"

by Lortex117 November 19, 2020

Fuckoff nod

The dismissive nod of approval given to waiting staff in restaurants who come over to ask how the food is while you are in the middle of eating and have a mouthfull of food, and therefore can't answer them without either spitting food everywhere or making them wait. Assuming you were brought up properly and not dragged up by homeless gypsies.

Waitress: Is the food ok?
Customer: <chewing, nod>

25 seconds later
Customer to Guest: Was my fuckoff nod obvious?
Guest: Yes. You shouldn't have flipped the bird at the same time.

by Billy_Jean September 4, 2010

Fuckology

The study and/or practice of fucking

I am taking Fuckology 101 this semester. Bitches.

by Colonel Pubes March 4, 2009