Foreskin Goblin

When the landlord crawls out from under your bed and demands foreskin as a form of payment for rent.

"The Foreskin Goblin keeps taking my foreskin every month and chews it between his TEETH! LIKE PORK RINDS!"

by EthanBlue September 16, 2018

Foreskin Fondue

The cheesy warm relish that lines the inside of an uncircumcised male's foreskin

Karen was excited to finally give her new boyfriend Todd a blow job but as she headed towards his groin she noticed a feint odour and a cheese like substance in the end of his uncircumcised dick. Karen's excitement turned to horror at the sight of his Foreskin Fondue

by Fozzie's Bear May 26, 2019

foreskin slayer

Someone who nibbles then rips off foreskin from ones Genitals.

Lauren became the foreskin slayer when she went battle Joe to rip off his foreskin.

by QueenK7 August 25, 2021

Foreskin Wallet

(n.) A pouch made of foreskin from a penis of an uncircumcised male for storage.

Cashier: "You're 35 cents short sir."
Dave: "Sorry, one second please-" *pulls down pants and take's out a quarter and dime from underneath his foreskin*
Cashier: "Thank you, that foreskin wallet sure comes in clutch!"

by hoodedgenius October 15, 2021

fraudulent foes

a person you cannot get along with e.g an enemy.
often used by dell tha funkee homosapien. (who is awesome)

now you and your crew are on a mission tryin' to hawk me
but it isn't happenin' ya fraudulent foes

by Pedmole5 February 22, 2009

lipular forestation

a condition in females where facial hair, particularly above the lip, becomes unkept and therefore noticeable from a distance of at least six feet.

How long has she been sporting that lipular forestation?

As I approached her, it soon became apparent she hadn't waxed, shaved, bleached, plucked, or otherwise managed those rogue facial hairs and therefore developed quite a bit of lipular forestation.

by rlh06 December 21, 2010

National bring your foreskin to work day

July 27, National bring your foreskin to work day.

And a last reminder for today folks, don’t forget that tomorrow is national bring your foreskin to work day

by TicklyRicky April 27, 2019