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foster mother

a dorky brother and his girlfriend who you suspect bean cows and are very touchy about cookies.

this was formed from a "friend" who had a stupid fgirlfriend who loves cows and beans.
would you stop you stupid clit-ass foster mother.
by unknown May 31, 2004
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foster girlfriend

A girl who dates men until they find their forever girlfriend. Girl who doesn’t intentionally want to be with a guy long term.
She’ll never be with one guy for too long because she is only the foster girlfriend.
by Luleila June 17, 2020
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Foster Road

N: The toughest ghetto in the world is foster road.

Adj:Something ghetto or beat


The mean streets of hatfield pa gave birth to foster road, and the niggaz in foster are the most muderous thugz ever.
N: Have you ever been to foster road?


Adj:"look at that borke ass car"
"shit thats fosta"
by Matty Smizz May 13, 2005
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foster's home for imaginary friends

A completely over-rated piece of bullshit that kids like to watch and spout about how much this cartoon makes them want to wet their pants in joy. The characters are repetitive and unlikable, the animation is in the 'HOLY GRAIL' flash, and it is repeated 20 times a day thanks to Cartoon Networks 'refreshing' schedule.

Stating your dislike for this show can often result in fantard overdrive. Also,mispronouncing the title Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends' can also bring in mass fantard overdrive.
Mac: Hey Bloo, what are you doing?
Bloo: I'm going to do something to prove that yet again I'm an asshole but since I'm the star of the show, people will like me regardless.
Mac: Isn't that what you did LAST episode?
Bloo: Yes, but this is Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends and no one will notice if the plots are repeated! WE'RE ANIMATED IN FLASH!!
by Someonehasspoken March 10, 2007
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Foster the People Syndrome

When the band only has one popular song, so in a live set, they milk it for all its worth and save it for the very, very last song.
Foster the People has Foster the People syndrome. They didn't play Pumped Up Kicks until the very, very end.

We saw Wiz Khalifa. He also has Foster the People Syndrome. He didn't play Black and Yellow until the very, very end. Oh to be a young artist and feel the keen sting of a one hit wonder.
by merson August 1, 2011
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foster freeze

a dating term used to describe giving the cold shoulder to someone when the other person isn't acting right.
He didn't call you for a week? Foster Freeze that mofo!
by Gerwa October 31, 2006
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Foster Child

A freshman in high school that dates a senior in high school.
"Hey, that kid's a Foster child!"

"Oh wow! She doesn't have any parents?"

"No, silly. She's just banging a senior."
by AustinPiedmont September 29, 2011
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