by sofia March 14, 2004
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Maria: Have you ever tried Self Fornication?? It does wonders to your relaxation;)
Maria: Have you ever tried Self Fornication?? It does wonders to your relaxation;)
by T.S Elliot (Modernist) May 20, 2011
Get the Self Fornication mug.a term used to describe moving in with your lover with the expressed agreement that no sexual activities will ensue before marriage. Similar to "taxation without representation" but with a sexual aspect.
George Washington: "Benny, I hear you have moved in with your 15th mistress."
Ben Franklin: "Yes indeed! But, we are practicing cohabitation without fornication."
Thomas Jefferson: "How patriotic. Sign here."
Ben Franklin: "Yes indeed! But, we are practicing cohabitation without fornication."
Thomas Jefferson: "How patriotic. Sign here."
by keVIInXI July 8, 2011
Get the cohabitation without fornication mug.A cheating spouse who is experiencing a mid-life crisis and then attempts to screw over his ex-wife by not handing over her half of entitled money, then in the process, he retardedly fucks himself over since he now is paying more than if he would have just given her her part from the beginning.
by The Sisters Six September 4, 2007
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fornication probation is that of being prevented or suspended from the act of having sex usually in regards to that of being in a relationship and the female is going through menstruation but is not limited to just couples can also be used in refering to singles such as having a herpes outbreak
she has been placed on fornication probation due to the fact that her man sprained the ligaments in his penis falling down the stairs with an erection
by herpes_love April 2, 2011
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