Introduced in 1979 by the Labour Chief Secretary to the Treasury, Joel Barnett, it is the formula by which the devolved nations, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland, get a disproportionate share of UK tax take. The result is that every year since, English taxpayers have been subsidising the populations of the devolved nations. (In the tax year 2019/20 the Barnett Formula allocated £32 Bn to Scotland).
Englishman in pub: that left wing tosser, Joel Barnett needs a good shagging. Thanks to him and his so called Barnett formula, my taxes are subsidising those tossers north of the border!
2nd Englishman in pub: Blimey I didn't know that, and those SNP freeloaders have the bare cheek to demand independence!
Englishman in pub: yes, and if they do ever get independence, I'll be going up to to Jock land to get my money back!
2nd Englishman in pub: Blimey I didn't know that, and those SNP freeloaders have the bare cheek to demand independence!
Englishman in pub: yes, and if they do ever get independence, I'll be going up to to Jock land to get my money back!
by Old Runner November 18, 2023

Person 1: so, how did your race go?
Person 2: the engine decided to die
Person 1: as expected
Person 2: why do i race Formula Vee cars
Person 1: you don't have that much money
Person 2: the engine decided to die
Person 1: as expected
Person 2: why do i race Formula Vee cars
Person 1: you don't have that much money
by CocotheLoco1 December 17, 2022

Adjusting one's bollocks to a more comfortable position from one's pocket. Also known as playing "Pocket billiards."
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by Rxplanation April 5, 2023

The rizzdratic formula is the Formula used by people on how to pull females. Usually the rizzdratic formula can help pull any girl no matter how bad or how ugly. The rizzdratic formula is learnt over a period of time and not in a short time span
by Iam that guy 433 October 11, 2023

Only escape from this cruel world
The reason I am single
(You are verry lucky when you are in a relationship where you both watch formula 1)
The reason I am single
(You are verry lucky when you are in a relationship where you both watch formula 1)
by Smooth operatorrrrr November 10, 2019
