Facebook Gremlin

Someone who you and eventually many of your friends added to facebook because of association or suggestion by facebook, acts like a Gremlin, when water is added.... they continue to randomly post comments on your posts even though you never speak to or post comments on their posts. You don't really care about or like the person, but they continue to post the most obscure or random comments on people's posts or pages although no one acknowledges or responds

Damn, can you believe that Facebook Gremlin Shane just posted on like 6 different people's pages again! Does anyone even know that dude? He pops up all the time and even after I deleted him, he still finds a way to pop up on everybody's posts!

by Goldie 6178 September 5, 2009

facebook fatigue

The condition of being bored with facebook.

I haven't updated my Facebook profile in months. I have facebook fatigue.

by circushead March 7, 2008

facebook fever

noun:

The uncontrollable urge to check one's facebook every time one comes in contact with a computer.

Sam: "Dude, you've been on the computer for four hours reloading the same page. Don't you have a final exam tomorrow?"

Kyle: "Facebook Fever."

Sam: "No one has posted on your wall in days."

Kyle: "How do you know? They could have posted in between now and the last time that I reloaded the page!"

by chemiosmotic January 3, 2008

facebook it

when you and your friends are out and about and all of a sudden something really good happens and you get a picture of it and it imeditely needs to go on facebook

you and your friends are at a friends house drunk and you get a big group shot of everyone and someone from the back goes "facebook it" and everyone knows what you are talking about

by nons May 31, 2006

facebook

I believes facebook was created by the devil himself to destroy lives, crush reality and rip the living souls from good people as well as bad, hopefully, one day, it will be returned to its rightful owner and the good people will be allowed to live loving and beautiful lives instead of perpetual torment caused by the uncaring, insensitive people who flit around on the outskirts of their lives just waiting to pounce

facebook causes marriage breakdown, relationship crises, and it's a paedophiles paradise

by hldtim August 6, 2009

facebook research

To sneak around on your friends, ex-boyfriends/ex-girlfriends, enemies, etc. profile's on Facebook to find out what they have been doing.

Since I've been away at college I decieded to do some facebook research on my ex-boyfriend and I found out he took some girl out the other night.

by clh October 30, 2007

Facebook terrorist

Someone who goes on Facebook and plays practical jokes by tagging you in strange pictures that you don't belong to, posting awkward pictures of you as their main picture, creating fake facebook accounts in your name, constantly harassing your wall and/or other acts of Facebook terrorism.

Dude 1: "What the hell? Someone tagged me in this picture but that's not even me! This guy looks like a jackass!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, must have been Abe, the other day he made a fake fan profile of you being a rapper, you have 11 fans already dude!"
Dude 1: "Goddamn facebook terrorist!"

by Da Vin Chee February 4, 2010