flatchulated

(past tense)
to have passed gas, Farted, made a stinky,

Oppps, I just flatchulated

by daddyo' April 4, 2007

fletch

Sexy beast, pro skater

Fuck me, have you seen fletch on a skateboard? Shit hot tbh.

by pauly January 19, 2003

fletcher

fletcher is a very hot teenage kid kid, all the ladies want him and he is known to be the greatest middle-school wrestler of all time. he is a BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he recently dumped his ex-girlfreind: megan fox. And he once beat up brock lesnar!!!!

idiot: i hate that fletcher guy
fletcher: *pwns that n00b*

by iamyourmam...seriously February 4, 2010

fletch

a misread term derived from "feltch"; the act of licking or sucking cum out of someones ass.

Be Advised; The Surgeon General has warned that feltching may result in you being a pole smoking homosexual. Not recommended.

"Following the rump rodeo, Lance feltched the spungus from Rod's cornhole"

by .A.M February 10, 2004

Flatch

The process in which bits of watery poo sprays from the anus, during the farting process.
It is also used to describe the flapping of the butt cheeks in this process.

Flatching is often seen as embarasing and shameful, it is curtious to apologise to public and people around when you have just flatched.

"I'm sorry is that my flatch your covered in?'
"I'm terrible sorry, but I flatched all over your mother."
"I dont usually flatch like this."
"Did that hurt? My flatch wasn't perticularly watery today, I do apologise."

by Java Knees March 22, 2009

Darren Fletcher

Scotlands best football player and one of manchester united's most under rated players,
He plays midfield or ne where he is asked, not given the credit he deserves purley because hes not English, if he was everyone in england would say hes brilliant

Darren Fletcher ran the park in the 7 -1 roma game, has the best passing range and hardest work rate at the club

by thom bomb June 3, 2007

Flitch

A female that is a bitch, and is very flirty!

Check out that flitch over ther!

by Keally January 23, 2009