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Trump Fluffer

a Feckless, Shameless, Coward whose purpose in Life is to please Donald J. Trump with Oral Praise and Bullshit Compliments. ( Noun ).
by FortunateSun October 24, 2019
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Fluffer Musket

1. A promiscuous female or homosexual male that is exceedingly skilled at swallowing large quantities and/or consecutive helpings of semen.

2. A whore specifically for sucking dick or woman who is infatuated with pleasuring a man orally.

partially derivative from the phrase "take a 'shot' in the mouth"
"That Fluffer Musket sucked me DRY!"
by Xeven VxHxN "spidey" October 4, 2012
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fluffer nutter

When two gays sandwich a straight.
That would be a fluffer nutter.
by cephallic August 17, 2010
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Fluffernutter

When you cum inside a person's butt while she has diahrrea.
If I knew my girl had diahrrea, I wouldn't have put it in her butt, I am not down with fluffernutters.
by Lore The Whore March 24, 2019
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Trump Fluffer

Many perpetually upset individuals believe this term to represent some sort of deplorable strawman, but this is furthest from the truth. Trump Fluffers is a not-for-profit team of Trump Supporters who make sure his beautiful golden godlike hair is perfectly and properly fluffed. There have been many attempts on Trumps hair via milkshake attacks or a random spritzer driveby. These brave souls have jumped in front of Trumps statuesque strands and for these brave souls, we offer a moment of silence. In the future, whenever Trump Fluffer is attempted to be used as a derogatory term, please remember the brave souls who risk their lives daily to make sure Trump looks his best.
Donald Trump walked into the building when a strong wind sussed his gorgeous hair. A Trump Fluffer quickly ran up to correct the abomination with a quick comb and spritz.
by Steve The Dragon October 28, 2020
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Fluffer

A fluffer, (usually in business), it's a person or group that a business created or hired to pretending to be a competitor against themselves. They usually pretend to be interested in a deal to only back out at the last second to better the real businesses chances, possibly for a better deal.
"The fluffer was sent in to sweeten the deal a week earlier but backed out, so we are good to go Boss."
by St8dymobbin September 22, 2015
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Muffin Fluffer

1) Generally, a woman who masturbates although it can be applied to men as well
2) Derogatory term similar to wanker or jerkoff but usually applied to females
1) She's obviously a muffin fluffer
2) I can't believe she told everyone that story. What a muffin fluffer
by ElliotM April 4, 2009
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