E-Flirter

Keyboard jockey, living in parents' basement, throwing around compliments to girls on the Internets like it was going out of style. Verbally e-assaults any "female" on the Webs who posts any semblance of a picture by telling her she is "hot" and using emoticons to make up for lack of testicular fortitude. Typically found in the "boring states" of the US (middle 42 states). Known for cheesy jokes and feminine e-talk.

HumanTarget is the lamest e-flirter on the Interwebs.

by KillahBee November 5, 2008

smoke to the filter

Not stopping until something is really done and there's nothing left.

Meaning 1 -
Doug - I think this joints done man.
Tom - No man, it aint done you got to smoke to the filter bro.

Meaning 2 -
Mike - Hey Dr.Phil I really hate talking with my girlfriend we have nothing in common. But she's very rich and buys me everything. Last summer she bought me a Lexus. What should i do?

Dr Phil - You got to smoke to the filter Mike.

by Arsenije September 3, 2008

spam filter

With AOL, a feature that prevents you from reading important mail, but shows you spam in your inbox.

If you use AOL, remember to check your inbox for important emails. AOL calls it your "spam folder."

by anonymous May 7, 2005

Filterfuck

A condition in digital photography and Photoshop, wherein the graphics designer has placed an excessive amount of filters into an image, distorting said image in a distasteful manner.

The digital equivlent of spraying too much glitter onto a photograph.

"Lens flare, liqify, static...jesus christ, what a filterfuck!"

by Cedarseeded May 24, 2006

poop filter

Used to filter fecal matter. Used similarly like a cheesecloth is used to filter off the whey from curds but instead used on turds. The end result is a slightly oily brown liquid that can be used as is on salads and pastas. It can also be heated to remove the water content and turned into a kief to be smoked.

"This salad is disgusting whats in it?"
"filtered poop"
*vomits*

"lets bust out the poop filter"
"sure"

by kakabrain May 25, 2007

Chat Filter

A piece of software that everyone wished it never existed,it covers a swear word with hashtags or (Content Deleted).Usualy exists in MMORPG games(ie.Roblox,CSGO,RSS,etc)

*Garry TKed Jerry in Battlefield 4
Jerry:#### you ############## TKER
Garry:What are you saying?
Jerry:Damn chat filter.........

by SuperUnicums June 10, 2018

Filter Syndrome

Term describing the phenomenon in which a band or artist releases a song or album that is a significant change in style from their previous works but ironically becomes one of their most popular hits, often to the dismay of already established fans.

The term itself derives from the industrial band Filter, whose song "Take a Picture," which departed from their hard rock/industrial sound with a more mellow ballad. The song became their most popular, peaking at #1 on Billboard's Hot Dance Music/Club Play chart.

Other examples of Filter Syndrome: Spin Doctors - "Two Princes";Sugar Ray - "Fly";Metallica - "Enter Sandman";"Weezer - "Beverly Hills"

That song wasn't like their old stuff, but it got so popular; talk about a case of Filter Syndrome.

by Oniraikou January 8, 2009