Feltch

The subservient act of orally drawing out the ejaculate of a man from another man's rectum via the anus.

After Wilbur feltched his boss upon his return from his Mexican vacation, Wilbur really needed to floss.

by Reginald Whattabone September 13, 2003

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Fletchanism

Religion in which all obey the almighty Fletch. Believing that snowmakers are above all others. They are destined to take over anything and everything that stands in there way. The only religion in which the Devil himself is no match for.

My life has become more fullfilled after switching to Fletchanism

by Snow God November 30, 2006

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go fetch

a phrase used when telling someone/something to get the hell out and to go away and die.

mark: dude, scott, please play yu-gi-oh cards with me!!! please!!!! there's this awesome new monster that-
scott: mark, go fetch.

by jessie r September 1, 2005

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Fetching the cow

to fetch the cow

verb

Taken from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", to fetch the cow is to react disproportionately and inappropriately over a very small insult or slight. Can also be shortened to simply "fetching".

Man 1: Your scarf's quite gay.
Man 2: Say's you, fucking homo, I hate you. Your mum's sucking my cock every night, and I'm wearing this fucking scarf when she does it.
Man 1: Mate, stop fetching the cow.

by FetchezLaVache November 2, 2010

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slow feltch

same as feltch but you let the hot animal semen marinade in the rectum for at least 24 hours while the semen bask in the raw essence of the butt gravy and then drink with a bendy straw.

Jeff enjoyed the roasty goodness of the slow feltched juices as he sucked so elagantly through his purple bendy straw

by Dennis "Pierre Ruger" Raw September 13, 2009

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