feeding the ponies

fingering vagina

When her boyfriend walked into the room we werent fucking yet, but he did catch me feeding the ponies.

by Howie Figawi September 29, 2009

Oisin Fleming

Gay prick who thinks he proper hard,lives in the shadow of his brother

Oisin fleming is fuckin faggot

by U gay December 29, 2018

Feeding The Unicorn

an excuse used when the person is to lazy to think of a real one

a sarcastic response to a question

Are you going to come over?
No. I'm feeding the unicorn.

by chaselc June 18, 2011

Flading

The act of attempting to complete a task so pathetically, that others willingly get involved to complete the task for them the correct way.

Ok Steve, stop Flading and move out of the way. You are just making the spill worse!

by tomomatic January 14, 2011

Feeding Clint Eastwood

a term used to tell someone they have dropped something they are eating onto their shirt. This originated in 2007 when Gabriel Grimm dropped a morsel of teriyaki upon his shirt which depicted the face of clint eastwood. whereupon Lida exclaimed "geez Gabes what are you doing? Feeding clint eastwood?"

Dude1: *slurps ramen*
Dude2: "dude you feeding clint eastwood again"
Dude1: "thanks man that's a prime piece of noodlage *picks noodle off his shirt and eats it*

by GabrielGrimm December 6, 2009

Allison Fleming

A person who eats eggs

Allison fleming ate an egg today

by eggic January 15, 2019

feeding the ducks

Masturbating, usually to internet pr0n.

Aaron said BRB, then proceeded to feed the ducks.

by RandomDude July 1, 2003