soggy flannel

When a womans vagina goes wrinkly and soggy at the edges (Soggy Flannel).

Max: Her fanny looked like a soggy flannel.
Ethan: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

by Max Donnanoodles August 24, 2016

Butt flannel

A piece of cloth specifically used to wipe and clean your anus whilst washing yourself.

The rest of my family may use it on their faces, but to me it’s my butt flannel!

by dirk-diggler69 June 30, 2021

Red Flannels

The middle aged, disapproving chaperones.

I just couldn't have any fun with the troops of red flannels lining the walls, watching hawk-eyed!

by Mddrs August 15, 2012

Fancy Flannel Friday

The day out of the week where you wear your favorite flannel on Friday just to be awesome and good looking. It can be any kind of flannel. And it doesn't have to be the same one every wekk

It can also be called FFF for short.

"Hey dude, don't forget to wear your flannel for Fancy Flannel Friday this week! You forgot last week and you were the only one in class without one!"

"FFF is my favorite day out of the week! I get to wear my brand new flannel I just bought.

by DrummerJosh February 25, 2012

flannelism

a type of government where each person gets a square of fabric and individualism causes unorganised squares, while together, they are a collective being; a collective flannel

that country is a flannelism!

by the_cernigs March 15, 2011

You Absolute Soggy Flannel

1: Used generally to call someone an idiot or a bit stupid

2: If you say "you have the personality of a soggy flannel" basically means youre dry asf and you need to have a bit more personality babes xox

1: Youre so bad at obbys, you absolute soggy flannel

2: I was talking to him last night and honest to god he was like a soggy flannel

by CalpolInhaler June 4, 2023

Flannel Friday

A time of the week when mankind rejoices to both entertain and stun the eyes of those around them.

As Dan awoke on a cool Friday morning, a chill in the air left him with only one explanation… it is Flannel Friday!

by Joshua Bellachow March 9, 2023