flannelism

a type of government where each person gets a square of fabric and individualism causes unorganised squares, while together, they are a collective being; a collective flannel

that country is a flannelism!

by the_cernigs March 15, 2011

flannel potatoe

When you put too much ketchup on your fries and they become soggy

No that's too much ketchup

Now it's a flannel potatoe

by Milly fletcher December 14, 2016

Flannel Friday

A time of the week when mankind rejoices to both entertain and stun the eyes of those around them.

As Dan awoke on a cool Friday morning, a chill in the air left him with only one explanation… it is Flannel Friday!

by Joshua Bellachow March 9, 2023

Blue Flannel

The go-to option for an unsolicited dick pic backdrop. Particularly when trying to "woo" somebody.

Hey, I like your blue flannel, Brian!

by NardHipples March 3, 2019

flanneler

a hot rugged boy who wears flannel and has a beard.

damn!that Hogan boy is hot! he's a total flanneler!

by jumberlackhunter May 23, 2009

Flannel-Sniffer

A vulgar individual who gets gratification from smelling body juices on used bath flannels.

Sally stood up in the bath and turbo flossed her under carriage sending suds into the air .She sat down to rinse off and placed the bath flannel on the side.Much to her shock her husband Pete ran off holding the garment close to his nostrils whilst loudly inhaling."Come back here you dirty old flannel-sniffer" screamed Sally.

by lanny-b September 20, 2023

soggy flannel

When a womans vagina goes wrinkly and soggy at the edges (Soggy Flannel).

Max: Her fanny looked like a soggy flannel.
Ethan: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

by Max Donnanoodles August 24, 2016