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Butt flannel

A piece of cloth used specifically to wipe and clean your anus whilst washing yourself.

The rest of my family may use it on their faces, but you’re actually holding my butt flannel.

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A piece of cloth specifically used to wipe and clean your anus whilst washing yourself.

The rest of my family may use it on their faces, but to me it’s my butt flannel!

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