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filipino 

A Filipino is one who can trace his or her heritage to a 7,100 island archipelago between the South China Sea and the Pacific Ocean. It was a race who were in a land invaded by the Spaniards, Japanese and Americans but later gained their freedom through force or politics. It can be a proud race who become successful migrants here in the United States.
I am proud to be a Filipino. It is one of the most successful minority groups in the United States with the first immigrants facing extreme discrimination and hardships as nursing aides or low paid workers. But the next generations thereafter would later become successful businessmen, doctors, engineers, nurses, real estate brokers and other professionals. Of course, what makes some people ashamed of being Filipino are those people clueless about their rich culture (mostly found in California) who try to talk, dress and act black and TyPe likE dis. But the good always outweigh the bad.
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filipino mudflap

Similar to a columbian necktie except the penis pulled into the body redirected backwards and pulled back out through the victims asshole.
B: Did you hear about the new torture technique the Filipino mafia is using?
D: Yeah, the Filipino mudflap sounds like a real pain in the ass!

Filipinoist 

Someone who hates Filipinos...I married one
My wife is a Filipinoist
Filipinoist by Arejayc June 12, 2020

Filipino Beach Waka 

When you scoop up a dog turd in a plastic bag, smear it on yourself, then add a glistening glaze of sand to finish it off.
BF: do you fancy a Filipino Beach Waka tonight?
GF: Sure, I'm feeling a bit gritty
Filipino Beach Waka by Wrongun February 6, 2021

Filipino Parents 

1. Filipino parents are also like Asian parents, very obsessive about grades especially if you're in middle school.

Grading System:
A or ("A+" (If you are from the PH). ) = Acceptable/ nice grades
B = Lecture from parents (it varies from mom or dad)
C= crime, will accept a lot of bullying and "false" realization saying that "Your (family member) does have a good job and you don't appreciate it!"

2. If you are a kid ranging 4 to 11 years old, they will force you to sleep to afternoon. They say " Matulog ka sa hapon, bubugbugin kita!" It means in Filipino, " I'll beat you up if you don't sleep at afternoon!"

3. They are also very controlling.
Filipino parents are like Asian parents.
Filipino Parents by filasizg12 September 22, 2021

Filipitous 

Adj. meaning odd, strange, unique, etc..
This is a filipitous situation I have gotten myself into.

That's filipitous!
Filipitous by Ohwiseone February 3, 2010

Filipinãta 

Person 1: “did you see all of them filipinãta over there”
Person 2: “that I did there was at leas’ six hundre’ of ‘em weren’ there”
Person 1: “yes there were indeed
Filipinãta by Thomasdude May 21, 2022