a curmudgeon; angry; brooding; unhappy; can't wait to leave the fire department; stuck in a rut in life; hates life; no purpose in life; never smiles; crooked old man; resembles Charles Nelson Riley; generally hates others, especially humans; Cheap Trick drummer look-a-like; the one positive in life is unusual fondness for German Shepherds; the only person who can cook; the best captain of a station even though he's not a captain since H-Bub retired; one who secretly plays the lottery
"I think I will cook today"
"Are you sure you want to do that? You are no gianfagna..."
Adj. meaning odd, strange, unique, etc..
This is a filipitous situation I have gotten myself into.