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farting around a shit

Self exlanatory. Happens to the best of us
Hey ! Go to the bathroom. You've been farting around a shit all morning.
by Rob dog wolfe January 28, 2017
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Ferlingus

A disease which is commonly associated with poor hygiene and the male genitalia.
My girlfriend said that guy had a bad case of 'Ferlingus'
by Big Chunga2912 January 28, 2019
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'Farting with confidence'

Expression. Refers to the moment in time when someone has 'turned a corner' in their recovery from having 'loose motions' or diarrhea. No longer do they have fear of #sharting (soiling pants from farting) and are now able to 'fart...with confidence'.
Q. Are you still sick with diarrhea?

A. Nope. I'm back, 'farting with confidence'!
by psdmccartney March 13, 2019
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subsistence farting

When someone farts just enough for only the farter to smell it, and no one else.

Similar to subsistence farming, but related to passing gas and not raising crops.
Person A: *frrt*

Person B: Did you just fart? Why don't I smell it?

Person A: I guess only I can smell it.

Person B: Thank you for subsistence farting!
by tinkarink December 12, 2021
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farting while getting a blowjob

Poughkeepsie inhaler: defined as when your girl is going down on you... you fart on her face!
Most effective when your girl is giving you a blowjob and licking your balls, you ask her to open her mouth wide and... you push it out forcefully. Just make sure you take cover immediately upon letting it rip. You can't beat the pure pleasure of farting while getting a blowjob!
by Cookie the Dog whisperer September 21, 2013
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Farting out hand grenades

A Fart that you unleash that gives you such excruciating pain, this is the only phrase for your terrbile pain.
Matt on the phone - hold on...... OH MA GAWD i'm farting out hand grenades.
by Terrance Clark December 28, 2005
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farting

by B-Drac November 8, 2003
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