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felony mobile

A vehicle which, based on its body style, paint, and rims, may be, or may have been used in the commission of a felony.
"Wow! Look at that '87 Monte Carlo SS. With that rusty grey primer all over it, and the 24 inch rims that probably cost more than the car itself, it HAS to be a felony mobile."

"I'm pretty sure that the house on the corner is a drug house. They have felony mobiles driving in and out at all hours of the day. Imapalas, Caprices, Monte Carlos, what more evidence do you need?"
by Mister_Chairman November 4, 2009
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Felonious Monk

Joey D's selling his car.

It's probably stolen, that guy's a Felonious Monk.
by Shuaman March 2, 2019
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Commit a felony

"I got the dollar, you got the weed."- Jay
"Who wants to commit a felony?"- Bob
by bob blazin September 20, 2009
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FelooN

A warrior to the great game, of Counter-Strike, Headshots anything he see's, Master of skills possessed by the game, reactions are beyond asain, thoughts are beyond thinkable, loves to rape kids via LAN
v: FelooN just fucked your day up

N: FelooN is teHHH fucking shiiiet foo
by mikew9090909 January 11, 2009
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Felon

ˈfelən/
A sick ass ( FIRME INDIVIDUAL) with no regards for human life or living organisms: Smooth talking , G-walking , Blasted up , Body Bagging , Psychopathic caniving Loco From La Colonia Industrialx3 . ˈ
noun
noun: felon; plural noun: felons
1.
a person who has been convicted of a felony.
synonyms: convict, crook, criminal, outlaw; More
malefactor, wrongdoer;
informalcon , chigon , Me, Hustler , Wise Business men , natural born leader, dictator ,transero , cut throat vato , organized cold calculating criminal, A Mañoso ,Maniaco , over achieving high self esteem brain washer .
Judge !! You can't be serious of letting this person go free ? He is a well known validated Felon . Judge Re: I can't hold him with no evidence against him .
by ESE Garlen aka ESE Felon January 21, 2017
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Felonis

(fel-oh-NEES) Hot, beautiful woman; loving and kind, but don't piss her off! From Greek and Latin roots - hot blooded and a party animal! Every man wishes he could have her; every woman wishes she could be her. A HELL of a lover! Often shortened to Fel or Loni.
Man I wish I could Felonis like that!
by DaStuff February 5, 2010
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butt felony

A butt felony is a grievous offense committed to or on a butt. This corresponds to offenses committed by humans or by nature itself.
Person 1: "Oh my God, one of that girl's cheeks is WAY bigger than the other one!"
Person 2 (reply): "I know, man, what a butt felony!"

Person 1: "Hey man, nice game!" *slaps person 2's ass*
Person 2: "Hey, that was NOT a butt felony"

Person 1: "Hey man, nice shirt" *slaps person 2's ass*
Person 2: "Hey, that WAS a butt felony"
by Zeb Girouard April 28, 2007
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