Corona Fee

A tax imposed on the citizens to compensate the loss of revenue during lockdown given the pandemic coronavirus.

The Government has imposed a corona fee to raise its revenue.

by birbaljha May 5, 2020

paranoia fee

The exact amount by which a stoned person overtips their food delivery professional in the tacit hope that the professional will keep mum about said stonedness.

The pizza was $20, but, paranoia fee included, it totalled out at $25.

by Oilystool September 4, 2005

taxi fee

When someone passes the blunt (or joint) and has to pass it to someone else because they can't reach or someone else is in the way, and that person then takes the blunt, hits it once, and passes it to who its supposed to go, and if they cop an attitude just be like yo dude it's a taxi fee.

"Dude why are you hitting the blunt it's supposed to go to me"..."Taxi fee bro."

by Steve-Rob September 17, 2008

finder's fee

The amount of money you pay your dealer or friend, added to the price of your drugs/alcohol, in retribution for getting it to you.

Person 1: Yo, can you get me a quarter for $25?
Person 2: Sure, but I'll tag on a $5 finder's fee

by violaplayer994 August 16, 2010

Egg Management Fee

When you purchase an article or service and they quote you a price only to find out that there are other "Egg Managment Fee's" that are hiden or not quoted. This new phrase is taken from the Ally Bank commerical that takes eggs from the little kid without him knowing or agreeing to it. In the commercial he takes a portion of the kids eggs calling it an egg managment fee. Basicly taking something without having it acknowledged in the beginning.

You call and make a reservation at a hotel and they quote you a price of $140. You assume that the only thing left out is the tax so in your head you calculate that it is $140 plus 13% (HST) or $158.20. When you check out the hotel statment has Evironment Tax of $7.25 and a Tourist Tax of $4.25. I refer these to additional expenses as "Egg Management Fee" as these are hiden and never told to us as part of the initial room charge until we check out.

by Cribmaster September 5, 2010

Delivery Fee

A portion of drugs taken from the hookup you just gave someone you barely know.

CJ just handed his douche bag friend my number like an asshat, and the dude doesn't even have a car. Looks like I'm charging that queer a Delivery Fee. *pinch*

by king_bloint420 August 26, 2009

Moocher’s Fee

When an individual who didn’t contribute to purchasing a product takes a percentage of an item a friend bought.

Moocher’s Fee can range between 5%-15% but anything above this percetange would be considered Ass Raped definition #4

Jorge purchased a rare whisky online but needed it delivered to Larry’s house because no one would be home to accept Jorge’s delivery.

Jorge “Hey Larry, can I have this product shipped to your place?” Larry replies “Hey bud, no problem but I’ll have to charge you a 10% Moocher’s Fee” - Once the item arrived, Larry poured 10% into his personal decanter. Leaving Jorge with 90% of the whisky.

by WhiskyDuo February 18, 2019