k-fed

1:) Semen Spewer
2:) A synonym for the word "cheat" (as in: cheat in life, on a person, in a game, etc...)
3:) The act of being "full of shit"; or filling someone with shit
1:) "K-Fed should be an option under 'employment' on the DHS assistance forms."
2:) "I got k-feded out of my alimoney because I k-fed on my sugar-mama."
3:) "John Cena tired of K-Fed's k-fed, so he STFU'd him."

I know-all lame...blah
by JhennRhaiyne November 11, 2006
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belt fed

Service members who are so dependent on the structure of the military that they are incapable or unwilling to make decisions based on common sense or logic.
Because of Sergeant Smith's belt fed mentality, we stayed up all night raking sand and painting rocks for the General's visit.
by CAPT XO March 10, 2008
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Cock Fed

A young girl (or boy) who gets most of their nourishment from sucking the cum from multiple guy's cocks. Often the diet of slaves in training.
She was cock fed from an early age, there were about 12 of us guys who regularly fed her.

Kerry was cock fed that whole weekend we went camping.
by Ripped Jeans August 09, 2010
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Well fed

a nice way of saying that someone is fat, large or obese
by Hehe VB April 23, 2006
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K FED

when a loser shoots inside a successful woman so that he can become her "baby daddy" and use her for his personal gain.
"dude, my life is going nowhere."

"well, what are you going to?"

"I don't know. maybe I'll just pull a K FED"
by lesbiansea January 02, 2009
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Fed Baby

Fed baby” is a child born in the care of a pregnant mother and/or father in federal prison. The child is typically placed with family members such as grandparents, aunts or uncles. Some unfortunately go into the foster care system. Similar to “State babies” whose mothers and fathers were incarcerated during their births while in state prison.
I’m a fed baby my birth certificate look different AF! Cardboard, green and don’t even have the race listed on that MF! Smh
by Zee the OG February 25, 2021
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Shady Fed

n. Any agent employed by the US Government, especially the USPIS, who is not only inept at their primary function, but has such a complex about that very fact, they can’t help but help themselves to all the “unused evidence” they want. This property, if not being actively used as evidence, should be returned to the rightful owner, whomever it was seized from and/or a party they release it to in the even that they are presently incarcerated.

Mr. Jason Shady FED kept all of the gay porn and sex toys he found at my house when he raided it. What an asshole.

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Dude, I think that car is tailing you. Oh shit! It's the Shady FEDS!
by Sade Fedde April 30, 2006
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