Arse fax

When the label of underwear / pants sticks out over the seam of the pants.

Uschi definately didn't look in the mirror when she left home, an arse fax was sticking out of her hotpants.

Arse fax by Kid Stupid November 28, 2010

be spittin fax 

when peal spit the big man truth

friend: yoooo you do be drippin do me: ye ikr you be spitting fax be spittin fax

be spittin fax by big man clicker wacker August 2, 2020

ti mando un fax 

a video of a cat putting a piece of paper into a fax machine

Person A: ''Have you seen ti mando un fax?''
Person B: ''Yeah, Video of the cat putting a piece of paper into a fax machine''
Person A: ''Hillarious don't ya think?''

ti mando un fax by AssDestroyer69420 January 22, 2022

Ass Fax

The trail of Toilet Paper hanging from a persons waistband of their pants/trousers/skirt etc. as they leave a restroom.

Normally accompanied by howls of laughter from all witnesses, much to the victims embarrassment.

Oh look, Angela just walked back to her desk with an ass fax as long as your arm

Ass Fax by NYBairn October 16, 2010

send an urgent fax 

verb. To become suddenly taken away from whatever you are doing by the vast need to deposit a particularly tempestuous turd which gives no warning of its presence whatsoever until the very last minute.

Sexy new secretary: "So, do you want to grab a bite to eat?"
You: (face going purple) "Sorry love, I've got to send an urgent fax."

send an urgent fax by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

send a fax to mugabe 

A way of politely saying you are going to be going to the lavatory to take a shit. Became popular in Zimbabwe around the turn of the millennia, and has been household saying ever since.

"That meal was amazing, but now I need to send a fax to mugabe."

"Make sure you send a fax to mugabe before we leave because we are not stopping the car on our way down south."

send a fax to mugabe by giiledouche November 4, 2011

No Cap, Fax No Printer 

A way to define the truthfulness of a sentence or statement.

JULIA LIKES JASON NO CAP, FAX NO PRINTER

No Cap, Fax No Printer by Aaroncfriedman February 20, 2021