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good old fashioned country ass whooping

To beat someone's ass so severely that without even fighting as hard as you can, there is no doubt that your opponent is severely outclassed. This term is most appropriate when administered by someone who is from a rural area, especially when it's given to a nancy pants city boy.
Bo & Luke found the man from Atlanta who groped Daisy and gave him a good old fashioned country ass whooping.

In the state championship football game, East Podunk HS gave City Boy HS a good old fashioned country ass whooping. The score was 63-0. After the first quarter. Then East Podunk put in their first string.
by I love Liepaja November 10, 2010
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fashnickered

a. To drink so heavily that all bodily functions are rendered useless. Loss of memory and bladder control is usually a bi-product.
b. To be completely and totally fucked up
Bob went out last night and got so fashnickered that he woke up with Paul instead of Paula.
by mikehunt22222 January 9, 2006
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New Old Fashion

Oops sorry, just got done giving a new old fashion.
by revbjeff December 28, 2010
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Fashion Bug

A very bad clothing and acessory store that has some of the worse known fashions ever made!
Id love to meet the motherfucker who named it Fashion Bug and shove a broom up his ass! ~Tourettesguy

OMFG make it allll stop! ~Dani
by Ryu_Chan September 12, 2008
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Ol' Fashion

Traditionally a handjob when your partner uses an overhand grip, extending the thumb toward the base of the penis. Very popular with swamp ninjas.

Should a more traditional grip be used, the Ol' Fashion can also be referred to as the Diane Rose.
Your partner loses a bet with you, he/she may then owe you an Ol' Fashion.
by absolut phatness December 25, 2010
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Fashion Rat

A fashion rat is a dog owned by someone purely to accentuate or enhance an outfit, look or style. These are mainly attributed to groups of mincers, widows, rich wags and rude boys.

Apart from the rude boy fashion rats these dogs are easily identified by being small and easily killed with a single kick and will piss all over there owner with a well timed loud and surprising shout. These half-dogs when carried are often like a third mincey arm waving around in an over-the-shoulder bum bag. They can also be described as yappa-type-dogs or pointless. These dogs however, are possessed with an amazing psychic link that activates upon ownership. This allows the owner the ability to express the dogs feelings and oppinions to the world through themselves. These dogs will always have names to match such as 'foo-fi' or 'mr shaky'.

The newest edition to the dog accessory range is the rude boy fashion rat, usually a mean, dangerous or illegal dog used to stop or cause trouble. Often attributed to small time dealers. These dogs also have apt names like 'biggie' or 'brep!'
Norm: Check out that mincey faggot ball's dog.

Linda: Thats not a dog its a Fashion rat.

Norm: I bet I can make it piss all over him.
by Boglin August 27, 2009
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fashion friends

People you hang out with for the sole purpose of looks and appeal. Usually an asset of social climbers and douches alike. Usually in the form of an entourage, fashion friends can range from your personal hair dresser to youtube vloggers.
"Ever since you started only hanging out with your fashion friends, you've gained more followers on Instagram, but you're still a douche.
by Menstralmotorcycle May 20, 2018
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