Fagster

Someone who is very short, and they try to act tougher than they actually are.

Jeff: “Sam thinks he such a gangster, even though he is only 1ft tall”

Jim: “Yeah he is a total fagster, he is so small I can’t even hear him from down there”

by Fortnitelover430 November 4, 2018

Gaylord Fagstaff

Synonymous with Gaythan Phapps, a Gaylord Fagstaff is the most queer, nerdy kid in school that has a Prince Albert piercing. Gaylord Fagstaffs can generally be found in their natural habitat humping down an anime pillow. They also love having gay sex with male horses.

That Nathan kid is a real Gaylord Fagstaff.

by Big Black Billy November 2, 2016

Fapsturbation

Fiegned or mock masturbation in response to viewing something on the internet.

"Hey man, did you see the new preview for Wolverine that leaked out onto the net?"

"Yeah. I best fapsturbation material I've had in a while."

by DeadlyPancake October 9, 2008

fapster

A man or woman who has a unique but natural constant obsession with hitting meat.

"since she has become widowed she has become a fapster"

by Isunbbh May 21, 2017

fagstache

A moustache worn by one of the fag persuasion, usually quite thin and always unshaved.

The mustache your friend tried to sport in 9th grade, consisting of approximately 11 hairs.

by Gary S January 24, 2005

fagstain

An insult shouted to display dismay or great frustration towards something that totally unexpectedly fucks you over.

When getting fucked in the ass by 8 consecutive blue cubes in Tetris, one would yell, "Fagstain!," and then quietly press F2 for a new game.

by Anthony Steffel April 6, 2005

farith

rad guy with an enormous cock and can take dudes bitches and creampie the shit outta them while leaving the pink nuts hanging out.

daddy- farith is the new daddy of th place. be careful or he’ll take your bitch

by Your faggot November 7, 2017