extreme danger wank 

A regular Danger Wank, with the added Danger of another person/enemy/vicar being IN THE SAME ROOM as you. Includes if the person is asleep, passed out or pre-occupied with the other gender.

N.B. This does NOT apply behind a closed door, eg. in a toilet cubicle. Too easy.

N.B. The other person CANNOT be your girlfriend/partner.

Ed: I had an extreme danger wank whilst my mum was in the room.

extreme danger wank by ed chrisleni January 3, 2009

extreme owning 

The extreme way of telling a person that they have been owned/burned. Generally between 2-5 minutes long it is an improvement of the classic: Get some aloe vera for that burn!

As a general rule it has to be more annoying than it is funny and a complete waste of the person's time.Extreme owning can have many different variations. For example:getting ice for the burn or a haircut because the subject has been "sideburned"

The extreme way of telling a person that they have been owned/burned. Generally between 2-5 minutes long it is an extension of the classic:get some aloe vera for that burn. However aloevering can have many different variations. For example:getting ice for the burn or a haircut because the subject has been "sideburned"

Gerald: You're an idiot.
Melvin:Oh no, what i should do is visit a local low cost airline, buy a ticket to Egypt, hire a local tour guide, search around in the Saharah desert, find some aloe vera, find out my plane has been canceled due to an airline strike, stay in a 2* hotel overnight, get the next plane the day after, arrive from the airport and buy a motar and pestle from a local cookery shop, grind up the aloe vera and add milk, then leave it to ferment for 3 days until it becomes an ointment BECAUSE I JUST GOT BURNED! Extreme owning, deal with it!

extreme owning by Melvin O'dokerty November 8, 2013

extreme couponing

A method invented for bored housewives and old people to torment the unfortunate person behind the counter even moreso than they usually do.

fuck you and fuck your extreme couponing bullshit get out of my store

extreme couponing by THE MASKED GOON November 15, 2011

extreme poop fetish 

a extreme gay poop fetish is a fetish where gay people have an extreme poop fetish,

oh my god i have an extreme poop fetish

that cool
extreme poop fetishized cool
extreme poop fetish is where u have an extreme poop fetish

extreme poop fetish by seer July 5, 2021

extreme cuddle 

Another way to beat around the word sex.

Hey baby lets extreme cuddle.

extreme cuddle by Xtine Max January 2, 2004

Extreme Gaming Addict 

Someone who knows no boundaries when it comes to gaming. You eat lunchables and sit on a bedpan. A true legend.

Equipped w/ a bottle of Mountain Dew Code Red, surround sound, and a recliner; you are an Extreme Gaming Addict.

Extreme Gaming Addict by Cadi Dadi February 2, 2008

Extreme Beast 

a very, hot, Brollic, sexy, strong, ripped, skilled, talented, yet sweet, crazy yummy cutest guy you'll ever know.
An extreme form of being a beast ... see beast

1: Yo claire, is that kid over there your boy?
2: Oh Ish, yeah!!!
1 : Pshh everyone wants him yo, he's a freakin Extreme beast... OR
he's Extremely beastin!... OR, Hes just a regular Ish so you know he beastin

Extreme Beast by Claire Dont Care February 12, 2008