Pooclear Explosion

To have explosive diarrhoea

I swear, I'm never eating Mexican food again! That taco caused a pooclear explosion so big they felt it in Australia!

by braceyajax April 23, 2010

NPS Experience

Near Pants Shitting Experience

An event that scares you so badly you almost shit your pants.

The other night, I had an NPS experience when my car slid on a patch of ice going into a tunnel.

by JL Patrick March 21, 2013

Emerald Express

To catch multiple green traffic lights in a row and not have to stop.

Usually it takes me 15 minutes to go to work, but I got lucky and caught the Emerald Express and it cut 10 minutes off the trip.

by Jamie Walker January 11, 2008

explosive diarrhea

A liquid defacation so forceful you have to hold onto the toilet seat to avoid liftoff.

I ate the buffet at Foo Kee and ended up with explosive diarrhea

by Marquiz May 6, 2003

dick explosion

when you're fucking your chica from behind and she lets out a nasty, wet fart all over your dick right as you're about to blow your load

goddammit, my hoe and me was fucking last night, and right as I'm about to nut, she gave me a goddamn dick explosion. and boy was that shit STANKY.

by Peven glugh November 20, 2011

internet exploder

Name for internet explorer when you have to use it or are mad at it.

I have to use internet exploder again because this program will not work with Firefox.

internet exploder just crashed again.

by EJmcn June 21, 2009

Expensimental

Doing something insanely expensive for purely sentimental reasons. This tendency is found in almost all women and most drunk men after 4am.

My Spousal Unit just spent $25 to ship $15 worth of popcorn to a sick cousin. I wish she would stop being so expensimental with my money.

by PsychoPuppyDad January 22, 2014