External Penile Fixation

A condition where one is so fucking obsessed with making comments and/or jokes relating to size of their friends penis (which they've never actually seen) until all they can think of is creating new jokes and staying up late at night on Urban Dictionary to create new jokes relating to that friends penis. Currently a cure has not been found, but rumor has it a good dose of maturity might be the trick

Kyle: Dude, why does Aki always talk about DJ's dick all the time?

Brandon: Hmm, I don't know. Probably external penile fixation...or he's gay. either way it's fucking weird.

by Disc Jockey October 14, 2009

ESA (External Shit Annihilation)

When you take a shit and you, quite literally, annihilate the shit by beating the shit out of your shit.

Mike: You wanna go ESA together bro?
Jack: Yeah after we finish munging.
Mike: Hell Yeah! ESA (External Shit Annihilation) is the best!

by MaleVeronica July 25, 2018

external brain

A device one uses to record important data such as addresses and phone numbers. Typically a PDA, but can be as simple as a notepad and pen.

Hold on a second, let me put that in my external brain.

by ke6isf March 23, 2004

quad head explosion extermination

Getting quadruple headshot into a claymore sitting on the ground that exploded and killed the rest of the team in modern warfare 2. Basically getting one of the most insane multikills eva.

Person: QATUPO GEEEE

Other Person: DUDE! I got a quad head explosion extermination yesterday. Those little bitches never saw it coming!

Person: DAMN! Thats amazing!

by killerwafflesfromnarnia July 25, 2010

Organic agriculture is based on minimising the use of external inputs, avoiding the use of synthetic fertilizers and pesticides.

Organic agriculture is based on minimising the use of external inputs, avoiding the use of synthetic fertilizers and pesticides.

Organic agriculture is based on minimising the use of external inputs, avoiding the use of synthetic fertilizers and pesticides.

by Pugtot September 1, 2022

exter

Your sister-in-law following your sibling's divorce.

I get along fine with my exter Michelle, she's a good mother to my nieces.

by postemotional August 27, 2010

Maxx Extermination

A remix of the MAX series (max 300, maxx unlimited, and the legend of MAX.) Not possible to do with feet, mixed by DJ slash. I passed it on 1.5 with dizzy on, and got a B. Can you?

MaxX Extermination? That's not a REAL song...

13 feet? WHAT?

I pissed my pants trying MaxX Extermination on the mat...

by Evil Fish April 21, 2004