A sexual copypasta about Ahsoka Tano from Star Wars, where Obi-Wan Kenobi tells Luke Skywalker about Ahsoka in sexual descriptions.
Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems.
Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.
We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal.
We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.
by jordypresto0418 February 6, 2021
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Nasir bin Olu Dara Jones aka Nas (American Rapper) b.sept 14, 1973. Had an ongoing beef with fellow New York rapper Jay-Z. Which began from Memphis Bleek (Rapper affiliated with Jay-Z), having references to Nas from his debut album 'Coming of Age'
Nas retaliated in 1999 on his album, Nastradamus.
This carried on and the diss record, Ether, was released on Nas's album 'Stillmatic' in December 2001.
This diss track, is widely recognised as one of the best of it's kind throwing insults at Nas's rival left, right and centre.
This rivalry ended in 2005, where Jay-Z brought Nas onstage and they performed together.
Recently, Nas basically said on Kanye West's "We Major" track, that he's a free artist.
Early in 2006, he signed to Jay-Z's Rocafella music label.
Even though the rivalry ended, without violence, the term is still used. This is because is the raw energy and hatered they had for eachother.
Nasir bin Olu Dara Jones aka Nas (American Rapper) b.sept 14, 1973. Had an ongoing beef with fellow New York rapper Jay-Z. Which began from Memphis Bleek (Rapper affiliated with Jay-Z), having references to Nas from his debut album 'Coming of Age'
Nas retaliated in 1999 on his album, Nastradamus.
This carried on and the diss record, Ether, was released on Nas's album 'Stillmatic' in December 2001.
This diss track, is widely recognised as one of the best of it's kind throwing insults at Nas's rival left, right and centre.
This rivalry ended in 2005, where Jay-Z brought Nas onstage and they performed together.
Recently, Nas basically said on Kanye West's "We Major" track, that he's a free artist.
Early in 2006, he signed to Jay-Z's Rocafella music label.
Even though the rivalry ended, without violence, the term is still used. This is because is the raw energy and hatered they had for eachother.
Jay-Z got ethered!
- Most polls state that Nas won most votes
Tyson got ethered!
- Danny Williams knocked out Mike Tyson
Any situation where you think somebody won a battle, where it is open to discussion. But usually is only used when there is a clear cut winner.
- Most polls state that Nas won most votes
Tyson got ethered!
- Danny Williams knocked out Mike Tyson
Any situation where you think somebody won a battle, where it is open to discussion. But usually is only used when there is a clear cut winner.
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That person stage presence and beauty make me speechless 😲
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