meat envelope

(noun) A vagina; a meat wallet.

I slammed her meat envelope well.

Most everone's hands had been on her meat envelope.

by elegantmaskwithafeather October 16, 2008

edgelord

Anyone who would act offended by the behavior of "social justice warriors," while simultaneously refusing to shut up about what they think is wrong with this country.

Edgelord: You're all just jealous that your candidate didn't win. #Trump2016 #HesYourPresident

Normal commenter: This conversation was literally about puppies until you showed up.

by SvenTheBold January 17, 2017

Envelope

Condensed water in the sky, generally in white, that causes the rain. Cloud

Look the envelopes in the sky. I guess will rain tonight!

by claudio caetano August 31, 2008

Sealed Envelope

When your girl isnt in the mood and rolls over. well her mistake! She passes out and you proceed to wack off, when you about to nut, you aim right between her ass cheecks. When she wakes up, she will be opening your sealed envelope

Wendy wouldnt bang me last night, so I gave her a sealed envelope.

by Jay G. January 28, 2004

envelope

You dumbass, cant you figure it out... you send your mail in it! duhh!!

I'm so dumb i dont know what the word "envelope" means.

by grubin August 4, 2003

Envelope Face

When somone with bushy eyebrows makes an angry face, it looks like an envelope.

"Don't scrunch up your face like that, someone might mistake you for an envelope face!"

by Mazzoid December 26, 2005

Engel

A woman of goddesslike proportions. she often is seen wearing cute cotton panties or less. She loves toe socks and really hot shoes (but never in combination...ok sometimes in combination) She also has tons of stuffed animals. she is not a plushie

WOW did you see that girl? she like an Engel from heaven!

by Ballisticpenguin February 2, 2010