Eendrag

'n klomp Traffic Cones

Eendrag is n traffic cone, doooo, daaaa, doooo, daaaa

by SudoAnonymous March 26, 2024

emenstuating

something that sounds or looks creepy in an alluring way.

"the sound of their voice is emenstuating"

by californiagawls December 14, 2024

eendiginus

heilige god van het volk eendunarium/holy god of the civilization eendunarium.

"I am gonna pray to eendiginus today! i honor him"

by uwukittenuwuwuwuwuwuwwukitten February 3, 2025

Premature esendulation

Hitting the "send" button before you really intended to.

Sorry my text/email didn't make sense...it was another case of premature esendulation.

by Fogan McSchmogan July 21, 2011

fleeooem embndgeefndegs

Feelings, but you're on drugs (or you can't be bothered to spell. We've been there.)

"Why did you hurt my fleeooem embndgeefndegs?"

by dj_cryinq November 10, 2021

Trek Emonda SLR9

Coming Eqquiped with shitty shimano tourney 6 speed, 3x chainrings and a cheaply made carbon fiber frame that cocks in at a staggering 69 lbs. a type of BSO sold at Trek BSO Shop for $16,000. Also EXACTLY same bike could be bought at Dollar Tree for 69 cents.

Chapman: yo how's the Trek Emonda SLR9?
Koy: Oh that? that's a shitty BSO. I threw it away.
Chapman: why?
Koy: oh the usual from treks "road" bike lineup, bad shifting performance and its heavier than my Specialized globe HZ.
Chapman: yk where to get trek emondas right?
Koy: $5,000 for shimano tourney 6 speed, gotta suck
Chapman: ikr. I got Trek's Trek Madone "SLR"7, it was so uncomfertable, heavy, and snapped in half as soon as I sat on it. They said it came with Ultegra "Di2" but that's marketing. it came with cheap shitty sram 6 speed components made from cheap chinese plastic.
Koy: Sram? that's shit.
Chapman: on god koy.
Koy: you know what else? The frame is actually made from cheap chinese plastic.
Chapman: Trek always makes their bike frames and wheels from cheap plastic. know where trek bikes could also be bought?
Koy: Applewold county jail landfill.
Chapman: Exactly.
Koy: I somehow wasted $5,000 💀
Chapman: dw I got a Trek Domane SLR for $13,000 and it fell apart in a matter of seconds.

by Boo Radley Game November 22, 2023

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'um'is'o'ke'im'emnd'maam'ne'ver'gonn'agive'youup'nev'er'gon'na'let'u'do'wn

The longest ascend from whom

Human 1: Have u heard of the word whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'um'is'o'ke'im'emnd'maam'ne'ver'gonn'agive'youup'nev'er'gon'na'let'u'do'wn

Human 2: Yoo wtf

by Nev.er Gonnagiveuup August 12, 2020