Pure Ejaculation

The song sung by Willy Wonka in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory.

Cum with me,
And you'll see,
A world of pure ejaculation

by mooò November 18, 2020

National Ejaculation Day

Every July 4th A Group Of Teenagers Go Down To There Local Lake And Procced To Ejaculate Into It.

A. Hey its National Ejaculation Day Today!
B. Yeah Lets Go Down To Our Lake And Cum In It!
All Together. YEAH!

by KidBlender69 January 8, 2022

Competetive Elephant Ejaculation

A pastime who's only definition is that it is still better than NASCAR

Billy: "You want to watch NASCAR?"
Terrence: "I would rather watch competetive elephant ejaculation."

by The Great Articulator June 15, 2016

premature non ejaculation

Noun.

To pull out early "prematurely" and bei g unable to ejaculate.

So I was fucking Tina last night, and I really suffered from premature non ejaculation. I pulled out thinking I was going to cum then couldn't.

by TC crew October 10, 2018

Rejeculation

(Re-Jec-u-la-tion) A moment when u think you're about to hit the "Big O" and nothing happens. Usually This happens when you have an Erectile Dysfunction or some other kind of dick problem...

I was with this girl last night and i was about to finish but i rejeculated

(rejeculated is past tense for Rejeculation)

by RatedDforDirty May 31, 2011

Ejacubation

The act of using ones own ejaculate as a lubricant during masturbation.

Ever since I started practicing ejacubation, the scar tissue in my cock has diminshed greatly.

by filthy.black.hole April 13, 2014

premature ejockulation

Living out your unaccomplished goals of being a sports superstar by forcing your children to play sports they are either too young to play or suck at playing.

I love Jim and Jenny to death, but little Timmy has no business being out on that field. This is a classic case of premature ejockulation.

by Dr. Tanglewood March 19, 2015