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Eichuiech

Eichuiech pronounced "etch-u-itch"
verb

Becoming an increasingly popular slang word from Germany. Said to be the cause of an ironic event from Germany.

When something is bad or "sucks", or someone is doing wrong or being a "dick" or an "asshole"etc.

Similiar to the words Lame, sucks, bad, wrong etc.
Jaimie: Emily, you forgot your notes again? That's fuckin' eichuiech.

Emily: Jaimie, stop being such an eichuiech.
by Benknibbs January 22, 2010
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a phrase meaning

N.B.: this phrase is said to make someone look silly/ridiculous

a) "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence (or mass popular opinion in the secular world) to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
by Sexydimma September 14, 2013
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(N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary to said point of view.

a phrase meaning

"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence (or mass popular opinion in the secular world) to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
by Sexydimma February 13, 2014
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either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

(N.B.: this phrase is said to someone to make them realize how silly/ridiculous/ coolidiculous their point of view of view is, in terms of the scientific evidence to the contrary)

a phrase meaning

"there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
by Sexydimma May 28, 2014
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either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

a phrase meaning "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If I would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and generation.
by Sexydimma August 28, 2014
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Eichorn

Look at that Eichorn
by Emmaisasicklad June 17, 2019
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eich

when your masturbating and can't quite get there, because your penis "itches"

which is similar to but not directly related to ( Itchassness)

AND :

directly related to an (itch)

or are you are just a chad

who often fails to get a chance to (TISF)

(tickle suckle instantly fuck) on a often basis
dude, I can't masturbate because a major case of "eich".... but i will get the measuring tape!
by d00m boxer December 1, 2020
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