Eggbert

An omnipotent being, inconceivable and infinitely impossible to understand. It is a representation for the entire universe, and is thus unable to be understood by the human race.

You have been subjected to the infinite excruciating anguish and tormentation by the being known as eggbert.

by Eggbert follower September 12, 2022

Eggbert

an egg, usually refereed to cooked eggs, such ad boiled, scrambled or poached.

Naomi: no Eggbert for you! I'm eating the last one

by Phoenixpotter January 24, 2023

Eggert

Eggert is a noun. It is used to refer to a distinguished gentleman.

That bulldog over there is quite an Eggert!

by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024

Edbert

An Actual Shithead

Stupid ass nigga went to africa and sang with elephants and lions like he was in the lion king

Edbert is a stupid Ni-

by Hayabusa5239 January 7, 2024

ecbert

An extremely comfortable, luxurious, sassy, show off, extravagant, prestige action that one is doing, place that one is in, or product.

You that restaurant? It’s ecbert!

(On the phone with a friend)- Yo I’m ecbert right now. (Dude is in his King Size bed with silk sheets, a buffet in front of him, a huge tv, some drinks and his cigars with his chick).

That car is for ecberts…

by SuperZozo February 18, 2024

Egertonitis

A crippling disease that affects Egerton Arms A players both mentally and physically. When a player sees the finishing line, he farts so much so that he follows through. Sufferers shake like shitting dogs before ultimately missing a finish that a blind man on a galloping horse would get.

Fuck me what a bottle job, he must have Egertonitis!

by Unluckkyyyyyyyyyy October 11, 2024

charlotte eggerton

is a real nice, caring, girl. as a friend or boyfriend you couldnt ask for anyone better. she is real pretty and personality is immense ilove you.

yo. she is well pretty thats a charlotte eggerton

by kieran griffiths March 7, 2012