Ether Child

A person who never fully becomes a regular functioning member of society because they were raised by ether. The ether child can be very successful but never fully "mature" due to the lack of proper role models.

Person 1: "Hey man did you see that guy? He's totally an Ether Child.
Person 2: "Yo bro im lit fam what's good I just banged my boss and got fired but it's whatever cause i'm totally an Ether Child."
Person 3: "Ayeee lmaoo props"

by EtherChild November 10, 2019

Ethernet Jiggler

When an opponent in any sports video game (i.e. FIFA) pulls out thier ethernet cable in order to disconnect from a match they are going to lose. Often times the person will either blame it on bad connection or their opponents internet.

Former friend before becoming an ethernet jiggler: Dude I swear, I have no clue why I got disconnected. Unlucky :(
You: Shut the hell up you dirty ethernet jiggler, I hope you rot in hell.

by timothy lau December 29, 2020

ethereal corpophilia

A sexual fetish where someone has an intense attraction to the idea of merging with their partner's energy body.

Man, ethereal corpophilia is wild once you try it. That energy shit is hot!

by The Observer (kadenbane) February 13, 2023

You either do or don't

Basically saying do it or don't,it just matters on what happens on one of those choices. If you or someone else is not really wanting to do something, but at the same time you technically can do that thing, that's where the phrase "You either do or don't" comes into play.

Example 1: Someone that works can get up to go to work, but they don't want to, if someone else says or that person remembers the phrase "You either do or don't", they will think about the outcomes of either decision, therefore proceeding with one of the choices depending on how they want it to play out.

Example 2: Have better eating habits to better your health or keep up bad eating habits and then your health declines

by FiienXD June 29, 2022

either/orgasm

The physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of making a decision.

I'm fairly certain James just had an either/orgasm while he was deciding who he liked more, Kimmy Gibbler or Waldo Faldo.

by forevertwelve September 21, 2009

estherlicious

synonym to fergalicious or quiche, so basically above hot. It it usually used to describe a person named Esther

Girl A: "Look at Esther, isn't she hot?"
Girl B: "She is above hot, she is estherlicious."

by swagilici0us March 4, 2021

ether

Highly flammable and explosive liquid which, when vapors are inhaled, causes strong anesthetic effects.

That starting fluid has ether in it. No wonder I have a bitching headache!

by Marty October 22, 2003