ebabawamia

An island off the north coast of china. Descoverd in 1990 when a group of explorers where brutely slaughterd on its beaches.

dont go to ebabawamia

by James March 7, 2005

Ebay Wanker

A person missing a few braincells who bids on an item before the last few minutes. Great for the seller not so great for the buyers including the EW themselves

"Hey Jeff you get that signed Star Wars trainset you were after in the end?"

"No the Ebay Wankers strikes back."

by beyoncesbitch January 12, 2012

eBay Sniper

Somebody who won the eBay auction that was "yours" because they practice superior bidding strategies.

When done properly, eBay sniping avoids bidding wars, shill bidding, and losing.

To be a successful eBay sniper, enter the very maximum you are willing to pay when the auction has less than 10 seconds to go. Then imagine the faces on those lowballers you just beat.

Sarah: Wow Mike, how do you manage to get so many great deals on eBay?
Mike: I'm an eBay sniper!

by red-herring February 23, 2010

ebaying

To participate in perusing bargains on Ebay. The act of 'ebaying' - One of the known symptoms of compulsive addictive behaviour.

Me: "So, what have you been up to this weekend?"
Friend: "Practising music, studying, ebaying"

by Ro May 2, 2006

ebay tard

Some one who thinks they are getting real good deals on ebay when they are getting screwed.

He paid $50 for the monitor + $50 for shipping he could have got it new at office max for $90 what an ebay tard. She didn't get the shipping costs before biding ,her bargain was twice as much as walmarts regular price ebay tardation strikes again. If I pay $10 to ship your crap back to you , you will refund my $5 , what do you think I am an ebay retard. Mikie the yorkie thinks ebay tards should be helped not made fun of.

by mikie the yorkie March 6, 2008

ebay community

A myth, think about what ebay really is, a seller of add space on the internet. To say there is an ebay community makes as much sense as saying there is a times classified adds community. Think about what paypal is a money transference service. If paypal is part of a community then so is western union, and mastercard. Ebay likes to use the word community to make you feel warm, fuzzy, and safe. You may be warm and fuzzy but you are not safe. A community is a group of people with personal ties and mutual interests that makes them look out for each other. Ebay is a collection of buyers and sellers each pursuing their own self interest. A community controls, but also protects its' members, a lot of ebay refugees would tell you ebay doesn't really control or protect anyone. Many of ebays protections look got on paper, but are useless in the real world. Ebay is not a teddybears picnic,it is a walk in the woods and there are dangerous things in the woods, so be careful.

Why does Mr Whipple thrive ripping off ebay community members? How come so many members of the ebay community call other members of the community scamers,and liers. The only thing ebay community members seem to have in common is the belief that other members will try to use ebay,and paypal to scam them.

by mikie the yorkie March 12, 2008

E-baby

The result of online sex.

A manipulative tool used by the female to take the relationship the the next virtual level.

If you and brian keep talking like that on MSN, your gunna have an E-baby.

Sally>Bobby, I have big new.

Bobby> Ok.. what is it?
Sally> were having an E-baby!! its a boy! How cute is that!

Bobby>...

>>Bobby appears to have signed off>>

by Big Uke1 May 2, 2010