eat kek

A phrase with 2 meanings derivative from the word "kek" from the phrase "Top Kek"

It's 2 meanings are:

1: Telling someone to fuck off, stfu or kys. Mainly used in self defense against humiliation.

2: The literal meaning. Literally go eat kek. Since kek is Turkish for cake, it can be used in a literal sense.

1st meaning:

Johnny: Hey Matt, you just told me that you were going to the skate park with me and you are here now watching Netflix. What a lazy idiot.

Matt: Go eat kek

2nd meaning:

Jack: Hey Jessica, would you like to go to the prom with me?

Jessica: No, i'm currently eating kek.

by Malcay123 November 11, 2018

eating chorizo

Fellating an Hispanic. Usually applied in a derogatory manner to non-Hispanic males in prison who seek favor with Hispanic gang members by performing sexual favors in exchange for drugs or protection.

Yo, you hear that punk ass bitch Jamal was over eating Chorizo last night cuz he heard he was gonna get jumped by the AB?

by Alec Yerklitt December 1, 2009

eat yourself

When someone says they are going to eat you, this is what you say to them.

Bob: I'm gonna eat you!
John: Eat yourself!

by The Gay Cheetahmen December 29, 2011

Eat a frank

A more respectful way of saying “suck a dick” or “suck my dick”

Person 1- Yo can you send me yesterday’s homework
You- Eat a frank

by daddynoblexoxo November 7, 2019

Eat Club

A non-judgmental, peer-pressure free space, where it is okay to eat whatever you want in any quantities you desire. Rules of eat club include:

-Finishing your first plate
-Do not feel, or make someone feel, guilty about ordering seconds, it is even encouraged

-Desert is ALWAYS an option
- The Sharing of a plate is authorized but frowned upon

Sophie: " Guys I want dessert but I don't know if I should"
Eat Club: " Dude, it okay, we're all eat club members of eat club here"

Jackass: " You Know Ginny, a moment on the hips forever on the hips, and your hips don't lie"
Ginny:" Dude, fuck it, eat club"

by yo135 March 28, 2015

eating creampie

Eating the ejaculate of semen (cum) right from the pussy (vagina), whether it's your own, from someone else, or both.

Thanks for cumming in her! I just love eating creampies.

by creampieslutlover June 21, 2015

eat lead

Basically a phrase said before shooting someone. (As a form of intimidation?)

"eat lead mother *****" Then you blow them away...

by Flyingbox August 3, 2006