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Deli ears

It's a real thing.

Deli ears refers to someone who always listens to conversations in which he/she wasn't invited.

Many academics believe it's etymology is rooted in people who sit in deli restaurants all day and listen to people around them speak; however, this isn't true. It's beginning, as with all evil things, can be traced back to Oxford University.

After the British subjugated India, they set up a provincial government in New Delhi. They encouraged natives to bring back any word of rebellion. One such native, called Tom, was instrumental in stopping uprisings against the British authority. For his deeds, Oxford named the ability to listen to other conversation "Deli Ears," because Tom had ears that looked like sliced turkey.

The term all but died out until a small cult in Long Island revived it.
Damn, that dude got some deli ears!
by NotFromSomalia October 10, 2016
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Paint your ears

When you say something that you know the other person just wants to hear. It may not be the truth but it makes them feel better. It's kind of sugar-coating your response to the other person or subject.
If you don't want me to tell you the truth, then I'll just paint your ears. Or, I don’t care what you say, I think you did a great job.
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by GMoneyGrill June 3, 2016
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your face hurts my ears

Jim: ur mom gay
Bob: no u
Jim: your face hurts my ears
Bob: literally fucking dies
by hillo ren2 February 10, 2019
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Dust Behind The Ears

Noun

The act of performing cunnilingus on an older woman.

Examples: "I heard Nick got dust behind his ears with Miss Ellen"
Examples: "I heard Nick got Dust Behind The Ears with Miss Ellen after work"
by Sandy Snatchflap May 12, 2019
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shake your ears

A Shakespearean insult from Twelfth Night. It's basically "Go F*** Yourself" in archaic English.
Act 2, Scene 3, Line 124: Maria: Go shake your ears!
by radfox35 November 29, 2016
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Muppet Ears

Ears that have hair coming out of the them or hair on the outside of them. Dude with hairy ears...
Dude! Damn! There's this new invention called scissors - get a pair and trim those Muppet Ears - you are scaring the girls....disgusting!
by B. Hanback July 23, 2009
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red hot ears

someone is talking about us
Man! Your ears is burning red. Yeah, they say when you have red hot ears is that someone is talking about us.
by Adaotmr September 13, 2013
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