premature ejaculation

Usually you cannot control it, its when a woman is someone you think is hot and she does something sexually arousing like spanking her ass, then you just let it go uncontrollabley.

Hot Girl: Hey y'all!

Boy: Damnit I had premature ejaculation.

by premature ejaculation happens September 8, 2009

Ejaculation

The one time a male says the words "I love you" and really means it.

While depositing an ejaculation into your partner the male screams with authority... "I love you!"

by Lummer Hummer January 1, 2012

taco ejaculation

Taco ejaculation is where you take the first bite of a soft taco and some of the contents are ejected out the other end.Particularly pertinent if only sour cream comes out.Different from the taco shit where a hard taco shell cracks and "dumps" it's delicious load in your lap.

My wife wiped the aftermath off her glasses from my taco ejaculation

by wolfbait51 May 20, 2011

ejaculatory therapist

A prostitute that charges your insurance company for services rendered.

Hooker? She's my ejaculatory therapist , I've got a referal from my physician!

by Uncle Dewy G April 7, 2016

Ejaculation of gas

A posh term for farting

I: What was that noise
C: Ejaculation of gas

by IXKD December 16, 2020

Ejaculhation

When you ejaculate on your girlfriend who takes the piss out of you on a daily basis.

Man 1: Dude, how was your night with your girlfriend?
Man 2: I absolutely hated her, so I did quite a lot of ejaculhation.

by BananaReef145 August 8, 2019

Ejaculadore

A matador (bullfighting athlete) who is concerned with defense from stray semen emissions. He waves a modified bullfighting cape that has a bullseye printed on it, taunting his nemesis to dare to spray.

The ejaculadore certainly protected the audience in the front row from that stray cumshot!

by Douchbag Steve September 19, 2019