dusty turtle

Someone who has not had a blow job in a very long time. Particularly, an uncircumcised man who has not had a blow job in years.

He's a dusty turtle, he has not had a blow job in years.

by snowmaiden December 26, 2018

Dirsty

To be both dirty (sexually) and thirsty (for men) at the same time

Jack: How was your date last night?

Spencer: She was dirsty man! It was hard to keep her out of my pants!

by expomonkey December 7, 2013

dusty muffin

an old dried up vagina that hasn't been used in quite some time.

Betty white had a dusty muffin.

by kstan34 July 15, 2010

Dusty Napoleon

The art of french kissing the ass after dried shit has been left over for an extendend period of time.

I ain't going down there...I ain't giving no Dusty Napoleon to that nasty bitch.

by Lord Stanley Kauffman May 30, 2010

dusty furnace

Sexual foreplay act executed by packing baby powder into your ass crack, then ripping a fart into the face of your partner causing a dry cloud of hot talc laden stench to send her to orgasmic climax.

Girl- "Hey Jill. Your face looks pale, are you Ok?"

Jill- "Oh God I'm GREAT! Johnny hammered me with a dusty furnace. My eyes burned for a minute, but it was incredible!"

by JB 058 December 17, 2013

Dusty Stick

A term used to describe a male who hasn't engaged in sexual intercourse in a significant amount of time.

It's been ages for Bill, poor guy has a dusty stick.

by Menziez April 18, 2017

Dusty Butthole

This is a huge ice cream sundae that is topped with melted chunky peanut butter. drizzled with chocolate syrup, and dusted with coco power. Whip cream can be used to make a creamy dusty butthole

Danm Joe you ate that dusty butthole like a pro!

Joe: i know i have a little brown on my face still .

by MS :) October 28, 2010