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dumbitchery

A form of gender polarization affecting mostly females, that conversely has adverse effects on males
Janet told Ron he couldn't watch the game with his buddies. This was the last straw for Ron, however, as he was not going to tolerate any more dumbitchery.
by Ovrfltr May 8, 2021
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humpty-dumpty-do-able

an attractive female that you would like to give your love nectar to.
look at molly she sure is humpty-dumpty-do-able
by farmerbrown January 8, 2009
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seed dumping

Blasting spudge. Either within the warm confines of a "friend" or spraying into socks, towels onto floors, sheets or various plumbing egresses.
His seed dumping was epic and her fields were willing.
by FatdogTavern December 15, 2015
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pre-emptive dumping

1.Act of dumping someone before they dump you first,which sometimes result of them getting mad at you because they wanted to do the dumping instead of the one being dumped.
John:I had to do a pre-emptive dumping on that girl

Sam:So is that why she was leaving you angry calls and texts.
by ryukage99 November 16, 2011
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Punching The Dumpster

When your boyfriend is really terrible at sex, he is punching the dumpster.
Oh damn, my boyfriend came over last time and he was punching the dumpster all night long. :(
by Xephe April 10, 2015
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Prom Night Dumpster Baby

Family Guy musical number based on the true life story of a New Jersey teen-ager who gave birth in a bathroom stall at her senior prom, delivered a healthy boy, cut the umbilical cord, choked him and put him in a plastic bag that she knotted and threw away.

In the midst of it, a girlfriend who had heard sounds from the bathroom stall asked Miss Drexler if she felt ill. The Prosecutor said she replied: ''I'll be done pretty soon. Go tell the boys we'll be right out.''

A few minutes later, leaving blood on the floor of the bathroom stall, Miss Drexler went to the dance floor with her boyfriend and prom date, John Lewis, ate a salad and danced one dance.

Source: New York Times, June 25, 1997.
Prom Night Dumpster Baby is similar to other stories of teenagers discarding babies.
by smarticvs April 6, 2009
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dumpstance

An odd postural position reminiscent of a person about to take a dump over a repulsive public toilet.
Knowing that I must not come in contact with this germ-infested commode, I took my best dumpstance and did it from there.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2018
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