Throw it in my dumper

Phrase often used by Western Michigan University girls who are well studied in the language of porn. These women delight in the insertion of the male phalus into their rectum for pleasureable reasons.

I gave my virginity to Dave last night. He pounded my womanhood with great gusto, so I invited him to throw it in my dumper. I don't know why, but he started laughing so hard, he fell off the bed. We broke up right after.

I need a man who enjoys throwing it in my dumper.

by Slim_Pickins November 9, 2007

Dumples

A condition in which a person is so hungry their judgement and thought is clouded

Waiter: May I please take your order?
John: I'll have...the dumples.
Waiter: The wha?
John: Dunples.
Waiter: Do you mean dumplings?
Eric: Excuse my friend, he has the dumples.

by Zorgithatoob May 24, 2011

Front Dumper

1.A large extra area of fat between the belly button and genitalia that looks like a second ass 2.Being able to defecate on the toilet sitting facing the tank due to obesity.

Courtney had such a large front dumper that Paul had to role her in flour to find the wet spot.

by Opie Ortiz SR July 19, 2007

dumperflunk

an over sized poo, that does not flush

dude, i left a dumperflunk, i'm FUCKED

by martay February 24, 2003

dumple stiltzken

(1)The act of defecating on an object that is not a toilet. Predominately, on someone else's property.

(2) The act of unintentionally defecating in a pair of borrowed pants.

(1) Dude, I totally just took a dumple stiltzken on the hood of your step sister's car.

(2) Joe forgot to pick me up for work today, so I made a dumple stiltzken in those pants he let me borrow and put them in his locker.

by DKali January 19, 2009

Dumpers Regret

A condition often developed when a person 'dumps' or terminates a relationship with a (former) paramour.

Symptoms include but are not limited to:
1. Crying
2. Depression
3. Feelings of being alone (Forever Alone)
4. Elevated sexual drive
5. Brown Terrors
6. Calling their former paramour at odd hours of the night begging for forgiveness
7. Sleepless nights

Bro1 "You see Shelly the other night?"
Bro2 "Yeah she had a serious case of Dumpers Regret"
Bro1 "Stay away from that shit!"

by KennyKilledIt December 28, 2011

funky dumper

An affliction usually associated with a girl who has a pretty face but a saggy, unformed ass.

I was going to try and bang her, until she turned around and I saw she had a case of the funky dumper. Carrie Underwood has a pretty face but I think she has funky dumper.

by Sean Kerr October 9, 2007