I gave my virginity to Dave last night. He pounded my womanhood with great gusto, so I invited him to throw it in my dumper. I don't know why, but he started laughing so hard, he fell off the bed. We broke up right after.

I need a man who enjoys throwing it in my dumper.

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz