doinger shorts

A long, loose fitting men's basketball-style short worn without any undergarment, as to allow male genitalia (aka "doinger") to swing freely from one side to another with visible results.

After I took a shower at the gym, I just threw on a pair of doinger shorts to grab a quick bite to eat.

by Bavarianbehr May 21, 2016

downy drinker

a very intelegent person who just dosent have the abilty to show it. if you couldent tell already i have downy in my closet and i drink it.

stop drinking downy you downy drinker.

by downy drinker December 18, 2018

shart drinker

shart drinker is a term used when you get angry at someone and then call them a shart drinker, shart is shit. so you're basically calling them someone who drinks shit.

person 1: i hate you so much just go away you're so annoying.

person 2: shut up you shart drinker!!

by shartenjoyer March 3, 2021

piss drinker

A very cool and sexy person who is cool and also sexy and also drinks piss

ben- "is that person a piss drinker or what?"
alex- "golly, that person sure is a piss drinker! i wonder how much piss they drink on a daily basis."
ben- "all of it."

by mike (real) (not fake) May 27, 2021

heavy drinker

As opposed to the term "alcoholic" which carries a negative connotation. It seems like every activity or substance in America that is even somewhat fun must be bad. Therefore if you partake in it more than the majority of people do, you must have a problem. And I'm not buying that whole "disease" argument so don't even try. Some people handle their business and some don't, whether they drink or not.

I like to drink and tend to get drunk more than the next fellow. But I still maintain a job and keep up on my bills. Therefore, I'm a heavy drinker.

Ol' homebum over there in the alley who blacked out last night and woke up in the gutter, there's your example of an alcoholic. Maybe a crackhead too.

by Mike Anarch March 17, 2006

coolaid drinker

Correctly spelled Koolaid drinker, this means a politician or politically active person who always thinks their party is correct. As if the republican or democratic party can do no wrong. These people are found at both ends of the political spectrum and are the reason our countrys 2 party system is all f**ked up.

Damn coolaid drinkers protesting for and against the war.

by K2Tanner December 4, 2007

Fairweather Drinker

Someone who only drinks when it is the cool thing to do. You can identify a fairweather by licking your finger and putting it in the air to check the weather.

"Hey Clay, stop being such a fairweather drinker and schwill a beer"

by Evan T October 10, 2007