drifting turd

When you drop a huge deuce and try to flush it, instead of going down it drifts along the inside of the bowl leaving ferocious skid marks.

A drifting turd just went screaming down the pipes in your bathroom and smeared it all the way down. It was fast and furious

by jester01 February 26, 2011

drifting

a very awesome but not so smart thing to do in ones car. to purposely and controllably make one's tires slip while turning a corner. this is done to achieve the highest possible exit speed of a corner.

my brother was drifting in his skool parking lot and hit a snowbank/holy crap that guy did a 4 wheel drift in the rain

by driftmonkey May 27, 2005

drifting nap

When you want to take a nap but every time you drift off to sleep you wake back up. Eventually you drift and wake up so many times that you feel refreshed.

I woke up this morning and I still felt tired, I took a drifting nap and I felt fine.

by Mia Falcone August 18, 2017

Drating

When you are dating someone who doesn't know you are dating them.

James was drating Grace in the high school.

by Kirito J. June 17, 2018

Drifting

The thing everyone's joycon likes to do. It could happen for a multitude of reasons.

Billy: Hey Jim, what's wrong with your joycon?
Jim: Damn it it must be drifting.
Billy: Just blow into it maybe it will tone it down a bit.

by LegalMeme September 10, 2019

Drifting

Driving in the best suicidal manner so you die with 2 big balls instead of one like NFL NBA mlb and shit hit me up @sym_derek

Hey wanna start drifting in front of some cops

by 4074496180 October 23, 2019

Dafting

A word used to describe some daft shit

Mate thats just dafting init

by TheBigSammyG September 3, 2020