Douchefucker

A girl who is sexually and/or romantically attracted to men who do not treat her well, and engages in sexual and/or romantic activities with then.

My older sister is a real douchefucker, look at her boyfriend.

by TheSexologist May 6, 2014

doucheface mcassbag

When some one acts like a douche and makes an ass out of them selves.

When some one thinks they're hot shit. They're being a doucheface mcassbag

by brisleazy March 10, 2016

douchemuckery

A total lost muddle of douchbaggery

I was totally lost in a clusterfuck of douchemuckery

by Clusterfuck December 6, 2021

douchecake

a random word caitlin made up
she has a penis

caitlin eats douchecakes because she likes the taste between her teeth

by tupac August 13, 2004

douchecock

1- A German fetish where the male wears a toothbrush condom to clean his woman's dirty, unwashed, unshaven, putrid, rancid smelling, fish odored, beastly cooch.

2- A person so asinine that douchebag is too good for them.

Man, that's one hell of a douchecock. Your wife must have one clean vagina!

A frat guy. Or politician.

by Mizark Dizark December 7, 2006

Douchefuck

A contraction, used as a strong descriptive adjective when the word douche is insufficient.

Dave is a complete douchefuck.

by rl2012 August 5, 2008

DoucheDick

A type of person that isn't only a douche or a dick... he then become a combination of the 2 and gets called a 'DoucheDick!'

Don't be a douchedick!!

Nancy's such a douchedick... she locked me out!!!

by Felicia Francisco January 11, 2016