Douchefucker

A girl who is sexually and/or romantically attracted to men who do not treat her well, and engages in sexual and/or romantic activities with then.

My older sister is a real douchefucker, look at her boyfriend.

by TheSexologist May 6, 2014

Douchefuck

A contraction, used as a strong descriptive adjective when the word douche is insufficient.

Dave is a complete douchefuck.

by rl2012 August 5, 2008

douchefuck

Sex with a girl that is so wet it feels like she douched right before you started fucking.

"That girl is such a douchefuck SHE stained the couch."

by Becca the Strange October 28, 2004

Doucheoisie

A dickish Frenchman. He knows he is annoying, but he doesn't care.

Tom- yo, check out the new kid Pierre

Stan- can't you tell he is a doucheoisie

by ELfuzztheheated September 2, 2010

Douchefus

A combination of Douch And Doofus.

What's wrong with that guy? He's a douchefus, man.

by eriuqsnahtan June 23, 2011

Douchous Aquaticus

A inconsiderate person that cuts you off in a boat or otherwise acting like a douchbag while operating a boat and doesn't matter if drinking or not. One that thinks they are the only ones out on the water

That douchous aquaticus just ran over our fishing lines!!!!!

by witness to douchous aquaticus January 21, 2012

Doucheouflage

Someone that is allowed into a circle for a short time, till they are found out to be quite Douchey.

Can also indicate that certain styles of apparel worn by a Douchebag, to be considered by the Douchebag as being non Douchey.

Lastly in any event to which normal non Douchey individuals have to lower their standards in behavior or style, and mingle with large groups of Douchebags.

“He looked like an ok guy but what a tool, guess he had on his Doucheouflage”

or
“That guy still wears Ed Hardy, guess he thinks he is in Doucheouflage”
or
"I have to be on the SMU campus later today. Better make sure that I don my doucheouflage."

by Skull Squadron August 26, 2013