The point at which you and another person get so passive-aggressive to each other that it doesn't matter who started it, because at this point you're both just plain douchebags.
Person A turns down the thermostat. Person B waits for A to leave, turns it back up. Repeat until one has to leave out of frustration. This is the point of mutually assured douchebaggery.
by thatguy20 July 8, 2012
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A: Did you see John's Facebook post about stuffing the waitress who wouldn't go out with him? He was actually proud of himself!
B: Yeah, his douchebraggery is pretty obnoxious.
B: Yeah, his douchebraggery is pretty obnoxious.
by nw1979 October 22, 2015
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carpet douchebagger - n - kar-pet doosh bag-err
1. In reference to carpetbaggers of Civil War era, going about causing trouble in the eyes of the locals
2. Someone who is a DB to such an extent that they seem to carry their supply of douche with them where ever they go.
carpet douchebagger - n - kar-pet doosh bag-err
1. In reference to carpetbaggers of Civil War era, going about causing trouble in the eyes of the locals
2. Someone who is a DB to such an extent that they seem to carry their supply of douche with them where ever they go.
Hey Red, this guy next to me is talking shit about the bartender and is screwing with the remote after every commercial! To top it off, he didn't even tip! What a carpet douchebagger!
by Slim Twofingers February 9, 2010
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Steve we hereby find you guilty of douchebaggery in the first degree and sentence you to douchebag hall of fame
by D Guzinya January 18, 2008
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One would recognize 'douchebaggery' by the way in which one speaks, dresses, walks, or behaves around other human beings.
One would recognize 'douchebaggery' by the way in which one speaks, dresses, walks, or behaves around other human beings.
There is no douchebaggery to be found here.
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I have had it with all of your douchebaggery!
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"I feel bad for laughing at that" " Don't worry,laugh if you will, for there is no douchebaggery to be found."
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I have had it with all of your douchebaggery!
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"I feel bad for laughing at that" " Don't worry,laugh if you will, for there is no douchebaggery to be found."
by David and Rebecca of HAPPY 3AM July 3, 2009
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Douchebag1: let's go douchebagging douchebag2!
Douchebag2: OK douchebag1. let's go commit acts of douchebaggery!
Douchebag2: OK douchebag1. let's go commit acts of douchebaggery!
by Samui Kitsune December 29, 2007
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