Douchecanoe

A lineman who works for a utility company and cant keep "his" pole under control. Willing to risk life and limb, even his marriage just to make sure all his "equipment" gets serviced by anyone willing, no experience or morals necessary!

The douchecanoe lineman had to work late to "install" a "pole" for a customer.

by Human resources January 11, 2020

douchebitch

it is a slutty jack whose fucked up in so many ways that you cannot comprehend

D: You know that guy from surrey over there?
N: which one? the douchebitch

by jacks r us ;) July 6, 2010

douchecanon

One who systematically gives birth to those regarded by most of society as "douches." See also: abstinence only education

Barbara Bush gave birth to George W. Bush, Jr. and Jeb Bush, making her a douchecanon.

by SkyeBear August 23, 2011

Douchecanoe

a slightly classier (but only slightly) version of a douchebag

That dude is a real douchecanoe, how can he say that?

by xxMaybexx June 6, 2013

douchecake

Awesome word, Haitham makes it up during physics class. Just a beautiful insult.

This kid sitting next to me, Sean Miller, is such a doucecake

by haitham January 14, 2005

Douchecutie

Someone's that is a cutie... But acts like a douchebag. When you see it, You'll feel quite dissapointed.

-Hey dude! Look that cutie
-There's a problem, dude: She likes Justin Bieber.
-What's the matter 'bout that?

-She's 19.
-Oh! Such a douchecutie

by Kissmymetalshinyass December 18, 2012

Douchecutcherie

Douchecutcherie is the charcuterie of doucheiness. Charcuterie’s are known for is variety of meats, cheeses, nuts, and crackers. A douchecutcherie is Diddy. The different variations that he was a douche makes him a douchecutecherie type of person.

Diddy is the douchecutcherie because of the many different ways he was a douche to so many different people.

by j to the JCPenney December 13, 2025