douche

Donald Trump. There is no clearer way to describe this word.

President Donald J. Trump is the biggest fucking douche EVER.

by hot_mama February 28, 2017

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douche

1. A device used to clean out vaginas (usuaully very,very dirty ones)
2. A fag

Example for the 2nd definition..."Your such a fucking douche for sucking men's cocks " o_O

by ZeonicForce July 6, 2006

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douche

to flake, disappoint, betray

I have total confidence in Stan. Stan wouldn't douche.

by Qlark Griffith October 29, 2006

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douche

Means to fight someone and it also describes the type of person that you would want to fight.

"That douche is such a clown, let's douche him after skool."

by Diego August 18, 2003

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douche

n. a device which uses a combination of jet propulsion and syphoning to flush out leftover grime from the vagina, but still can't get rid of that sea dweller smell

Jacob performed cunninglingus on Jody so much that he started to use douche for a mouth wash.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

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Its proper definition of douche is the introduction of of a fluid into the vagina for medical or hygienic reasons. Not being an enjoyable process, its derivatives are usually meant to insult. Terms such as shower pocket, douchebag, d-bag, DB, doucherama, doucher, douche turd, douchington, or simply douche are not uncommon.

"that cop gave me a ticket for only going 5mph over the limit, what a douche!"

"I'm trying to impress these people I'm taking you to meet, so don't be a d-bag or anything, ok?"

by Reginald Emmett McCafferty July 3, 2007

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