dooche bag

1.a item used to clean out any "jucies" that may be in a women's vaginal canal.

2.a good name to call someone

1. After sarah got nailed, she needed a dooche bag to clean herself out.

2. John fell over and i laughed and called him a dooche bag.

by Patrick April 19, 2005

Donch

A word that can be used to replace nearly any verb or adjective.

So I was donching this girl

or

Are you donching me?

by Cpt Donch May 2, 2009

doosh

The wrong way to spell douche.

I am an idiot so I spell douche like this: d-o-o-s-h!

by Mysterio April 26, 2003

Yama Dama Doochi

When you're eating Chili while having sex with a fat girl that is eating a Big Mac and doing the Macarena while listening to Gangnam Style by Psy. All while balancing on 1 leg and reciting the pledge of allegiance and watching the original Charlies Angels.

Person A: Hey you see that video of the 2 guys giving a girl a Yama Dama Doochi?
Person B: What the fuck is wrong with you?

by SteakN'Shake employee 3 December 9, 2012

Dooha

A form of ciggy or dart, also known by the gronk squad as a magical friendship stick.

Ted got us a dooha?

by Gooddrip June 3, 2018

Doocy

Asking a breathtakingly stupid question while attempting to appear highly insightful. Often used in an attempt to corner the opposition in an argument, leading to ignominious defeat.

I dropped a doocy at the press conference this morning. The press secretary handed my backside to me in a paper bag while my colleagues chuckled.

by Collodna Herring August 11, 2021

doocing

The act of refreshing dooce.com umpteen times in the course of a day, week or month to see if there is fresh content.

I had nothing to do at work this afternoon, so I spent most of that time doocing.

by di October 14, 2004