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Donkey

The man who can be a jackass at times but who talks like the donkey on the movie Shrek. He can make a woman smile and laugh. He is charming and witty. He is great looking and doesn't know it but those around him are engulfed in his beautiful brown eyes. He is "hung" like a horse...or better yet a donkey;) She is amazed by his bedroom skills. Her connection to this jackass makes her feel on top of the world. Although he can be harsh with his tongue he has a romantic side and when he looks her in the eyes she's taken to another world.
My Donkey is the best damned man jackass or not!
by Shreklady March 29, 2013
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Donkey

A complete an utter asshole who has no compassion or sense of common decency toward fellow man.

Also a form of greating towards above defined "donkey" such as
What up Donk?
Hey Donkey?
DOOONKEEEY!
James is such a donkey, no one will live with him expect his dog Stewert.
by GODol Fleish June 3, 2004
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Donkey

The term for a not very intelligent criminal of the sexual offender persuasion.
This donkey actually tried to get kids in the van by offering them candy.
by MI10 September 15, 2011
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Circling the donkey

This phrase doesn't exist and Kody is stupid.
Stop trying to make 'circling the donkey' happen. It's not going to happen.
by LiterallyNobodyCares December 13, 2022
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pee donkey

my girl likes to ride the pee donkey.
by losr4lif January 17, 2011
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Donkey Cheeks

When you are trying to make fun of someone for being bad at something instead of saying, " you suck" you can instead say," Boi you donkey cheeks!" Therefore implying you are so ass at something you are ass compared to an actual ass's ass.
Boi you are donkey cheeks at touch football you couldn't catch the ball if it were the size of a watermelon.
by TomCat321 November 13, 2018
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floppin donkey

When you bust out your nuts whether somebody wants to see them or not.
I was stretching for soccer practice and the cheerleading team cruised by - so I started floppin donkey to get their attention.
by c.harris May 16, 2017
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